Since the arrival of this little dude to these parts, there's been an increase in criminal activity. It seems when a group of village young ladies find themselves in harms way, they have a clear recollection that the deed-done-wrong was the result of one man...West Secrist. West is wanted in connection with:
- Deadly stinkers
- Toys left out
- Toilets not flushed
- Gum on carpet
- Doors left open
- Candy and cookies eaten without permission
- Crumbs in the family room
- And the list goes on...
As you can see, this has been quite the disturbance to our peaceful village. Citizens should be warned, West is armed and his diaper is dangerous. If you have any information on this troublemaker, please let us know.
2 comments:
Congratulations you guys! Sounds like he's adding a lot of fun to your family.
I love it! At our house... Molly (the puppy) gets the blame for everything! Truthfully speaking however, Molly probably did do it. Puppies!?!?!?! But West... not that innocent little guy! May the excuses get better and better in time!
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